clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

(Source: clestroying, via covocal)

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Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(Source: undress-thebarbiee, via thefuuuucomics)

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I’’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’’m a psychopath. (via hefuckin)

(Source: chattiest, via differentfromalltherest)

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Niggas will literally beg for your time, then waste it. (via yung-tamashi)

(Source: sexxxpensive, via fashionizmything)

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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

(Source: rat-o, via officialfrenchtoast)

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